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Battle Alley BugleSatire and parody from Holly, Michigan. Nothing here should be mistaken for actual reporting, including by people who mistake Facebook comments for municipal law.
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Organizers declared Holly’s annual Witches Night Out a success Friday despite a minor dancing error that left one spectator briefly folded into a ball.
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Community volunteers have organized a series of adult education classes following the circulation of a civil lawsuit involving Village President April Brandon and former DDA Chairperson Linda Stouffer, after determining…
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A local man preparing to attend Friday's Witches Night Out has purchased a historically accurate plague doctor costume in hopes of visiting downtown Holly without speaking to a single person he knows.
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The Battle Alley Bugle is pleased to announce the launch of The Holly Collection, featuring two new T-shirt designs celebrating our favorite little Village.
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Staff at The Holly Post confirmed this week that they have successfully completed their fourth deadline of 2026, concluding what employees described as an exhausting year of occasionally needing to finish a newspaper.
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A Holly man ordered 14 tons of topsoil Monday after discovering his neighbor's 12-foot Halloween skeleton appeared approximately four inches taller than his own when viewed from the street.
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In the lead-up to Holly’s annual Witches Night Out, downtown merchants announced another addition to the community’s growing calendar of themed events: the village’s first Juggalo Night.
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Shortly after taking ownership of the long-vacant industrial property at 400 Elm Street, the Village of Holly announced the 4.38-acre site will be redeveloped into a permanent carnival, ending decades of uncertainty…
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A local man was once again confronted Tuesday with the difficult decision of supporting Holly businesses or retaining enough money to purchase additional goods.
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Following renewed debate over a previously completed DDA advertising purchase, Holly officials announced the creation of a new municipal department responsible for approving things that have already happened.
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