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Battle Alley BugleSatire and parody from Holly, Michigan. Nothing here should be mistaken for actual reporting, including by people who mistake Facebook comments for municipal law.
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Holly Area Schools unveiled its first horse-drawn school bus this week as gasoline prices approached $5 a gallon, making a wooden wagon pulled by two draft horses an increasingly competitive form of public…
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Members of the Holly Village Council have completed their back-to-school portraits, allowing residents to begin the new academic year knowing exactly what their elected officials would look like in a particularly…
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Following the launch of its new “Ask Holly” online question-and-answer service, the Village of Holly has expanded the program with a door-to-door team of chrome skeletal murder robots capable of answering routine…
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The Battle Alley Bugle asked every candidate for Holly Village President and Village Council the same six questions.
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The Battle Alley Bugle asked every candidate for Holly Village President and Village Council the same six questions.
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The Battle Alley Bugle asked every candidate for Holly Village President and Village Council the same six questions.
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On September 2, the Battle Alley Bugle sent six questions to candidates seeking office in the Village of Holly. We intend to publish their answers and then allow the article to end.
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A Carry Nation-themed float won first place in the Holly Days parade Saturday after its costumed temperance crusader seized control of the tow vehicle and drove the entire entry through the festival beer tent, a move…
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Big development in the Holly Village President race: apparently we are no longer electing a village president.
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Holly resident Tammy Flickenstaff announced this week that she is actively seeking part-time employment, provided it does not involve food, retail, customer service, driving, mornings, evenings or weekends.
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